hello, my name is rupert graves
i am the proud father of five children and many footballs

it has once been said:
"You know why Rupert Graves has five children? He’s not paid or anything. He likes it. He gets off on it. The greater the number of children, the more he gets off - and you know what? One day just having five children won’t be enough. One day we’ll be standing around a child and Rupert Graves will be the one who put it there."

i will not confirm nor deny this statement
take it as you will

because my five children are constantly hanging on me, typing is rather difficult
i will reply with drawings

feel free to ask me anything
because rupert graves gets you